Nice, Jose. You’ve been training. And your hair is so long and pretty.

Oh no she didn’t!

Oh no she didn’t!

Yahoo MMA blog features IWTFJC

One commenter thinks I’m in a gang. Coolness.

Hello, Jose.

Hey Jose.
What if we fought with these giants bats? We’ll call it MGB. Mixed Giant Bats.
It’ll be huge.
And Herschel Walker might suck at it.
But I doubt it.

Hey Jose.

What if we fought with these giants bats? We’ll call it MGB. Mixed Giant Bats.

It’ll be huge.

And Herschel Walker might suck at it.

But I doubt it.

Blogger wants to fight him

SportsChat writer tells Canseco to forget about ever getting in the ring with Herschel Walker fight. Then says that he’ll fight him.

Have your people contact my people, Jose. You’ve already lost just about everything. What else can you lose by accepting the challenge of a scrawny 5′9” writer who only goes to the gym now and then so he can fit into his pants? Besides your teeth, of course.
Bring it on, chump.

Tag team, buddy?

/will you go halfsies?

luapula:

SOMEBODY INFORM MAURY IMMEDIATELY!

luapula:

SOMEBODY INFORM MAURY IMMEDIATELY!

C’mon, Jose. I promise I’ll be shorter than this guy.

C’mon, Jose. I promise I’ll be shorter than this guy.